First Date
- jujumaart
- 7. Feb.
- 2 Min. Lesezeit
It’s just another night at the Bar somewhere in the city - but sitting at the counter is an unusual pair. On one side, a strong, masculine bull, trying his best to appear relaxed. On the other side: the cow-lady sporting a chic polka-dot dress and perfectly matched high heels. She exudes elegance, but beneath the surface? Pure nervousness.
This seems to be their first date – and both are overwhelmed. The bull, confident and powerful out in the field, suddenly doesn’t quite know how to handle the situation. He grips his cocktail glass carefully, almost as if afraid it might shatter under his strength. A tentative smile crosses his face, but it goes unanswered.
The cow-lady takes small sips of her drink, sneaking glances at him from time to time, as if wondering, "Was this really the best idea?" Maybe she had expected a bit more spark – or at least a conversation that didn’t drown in silence. But there he sits, almost intimidated by her presence, saying nothing.
As seconds stretch into minutes, you can tell: this is not going smoothly. Both seem lost in their thoughts – thinking about what could have been, what might still happen. But the date remains exactly what it is: a shy, awkward meeting between two creatures who might just want to retreat back to their familiar pastures.
Will there be a second date? Unlikely. But at least they shared a drink – and that’s a start.
Conclusion: Sometimes things don’t go as smoothly, even if you look as cool as this lady in her polka-dot dress. But hey, there’s always a second round – or another
cocktail!

First Date: Sehr gut! Ein Bild welches etwas provokativ und entlarvend darherkommt.
Es lädt, sagen wir mal, zum weiteren Austausch ein.... Das ist immer gut! 😉